Merry Christmas to you all

Every writer's Christmas list (image source:

Every writer’s Christmas list (image source:

It is officially Christmas Eve. I’m not sure how many pretend Christmas Eves there are, but this one has a little blue badge on twitter. Santa has the elves on overtime, which is a nice boost for those on zero-hour contracts worried about whether they would have to visit one of the many food banks that have sprung up in Lapland since the family business of Santa Toymakers & Deliveries was bought out by venture capitalists, their first step in a planned global holiday monopoly once their acquisitions of Hanukkah and Diwali are completed.

Here at chez Hearn we are almost ready. The presents have been bought (no need this year to print photographs of undelivered presents) and the pre-Christmas cull of tat, detritus and unloved toys from the boy’s playroom to make room for all the new things that Santa may bring, is complete. We just have to collect the pre-ordered fruit and veg from our local greengrocers (yes, some do still exist) and we can relax.*

I just wanted to wish everybody who has visited my blog over the past few months a very Happy Christmas, or happy holidays as you prefer; a happy winter solstice to the pagans and to the more po-faced non-believers a happy Newtonmas (I’m a non-believer myself but isn’t publicly promoting a made up holiday over Christmas period being just a bit self-righteous, like celebrities saying they do charity work but don’t like to talk about it).

When I started this blog I had hopes that one or two people might visit and possibly like the strange mix of stuff and nonsense that they found (with the odd serious post just to keep you on your toes). What I didn’t realise was that quite so many of you would not just visit but show interest, comment and be so supportive (even the self-confessed cat-killers). I would especially like to thank the many fellow bloggers who have welcomed me into the blogging community with open arms. Your ongoing support, comments, as well as your own excellent blogging has been a real inspiration. You are all so very kind.

I won’t be posting between Christmas and New Year, but I promise to return in 2014 with a fresh batch of made-up flummery for your entertainment.

All the best,


*well, as relaxed as you can be with two young boys bouncing around the house in a pre-Christmas frenzy

4 thoughts on “Merry Christmas to you all

  1. Merry Christmas Dylan. Although when you get woken at three tomorrow morning by two excited little boys you may not THINK it’s the best of times… but, believe me – it is. Once they’ve grown up and gone Christmas just isn’t the same – even if you do get a rest and have complete control over the TV viewing.
    Have a very Happy Time – see you over the other side (2014) 🙂

  2. Hi Dylan, I hope you and your family had a fabulous Christmas and welcome to 2014… a year which will – if the gods smile kindly upon our respective ambitions – see positive progress in the agenting/publishing/being an author business 🙂

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